High Heels and Hanbok: Crayon Pop of Color

This week we did something a bit different…we’re looking at a band rather than just one MV. Since Crayon Pop came out with Lonely Christmas, we’re going to talk about both that and their previous stuff! Check out their most recent MV here:

Em: ALL THE CUTESY. Seriously. There were two main outfits in Lonely Christmas…one in which they were dressed as literal presents, and the other in which they wore blue tracksuits with odd Christmas-themed accessories. Tracksuits are somewhat of their signature look, and they tend to put them under floofy skirts. They did the same look with Bar Bar Bar AND Dancing Queen. Crayon Pop has so much cute its almost overwhelming, between their dance moves, set, and outfits.

cutest present ever

Tracksuit with helpful accessories

Ruby: So this is the first time we’ve talked about Crayon Pop. Seeing as they’ve done so well this year, it makes sense for us to try and talk about them at least once. What an interesting concept, right? I mean from the beginning CP has been a really interesting group to watch. It seems like such a one time shtick, but people have really responded to the humor element in their music, dance and perhaps especially fashion. And, I mean, I have to agree, although I do think it is getting a bit old. Those christmas tree glasses are super classy. I’ll admit, I think it works a lot better for the christmas theme than just as a general fashion statement….

I moustache you a question

Christmas tree glasses because why not really

What To Wear

Have you ever wanted to go to the gym in the evening, but you also needed an outfit for the day that would look good with your workout clothes? Crayon Pop is here to help you figure out what goes with your fabulous tracksuit pants!

The Schoolgirl Look

There is absolutely nothing wrong with putting your tracksuit pants under a schoolgirl outfit. It shows people you’re fit, like to exercise, and fashion-friendly too! Make sure to wear a color that completely clashes with the rest of the outfit, so people pay particular attention to those fabulous zigzags.

YAY JUMPING

The Rollerblader Look

If you want to be extra safe for your rollerblading later, try a cute matching skirt, colorful t-shirt, and ESPECIALLY a helmet! Your tracksuit should protect you from ouchies too.

READY FOR ANYTHING

The Bicyclist Look

If you want to go all out and show your athleticism, you can wear both halves of the tracksuit with leggings and sneakers. You’re ready for action! Don’t forget the helmet, especially if you’re going bicycling! It helps if the tracksuit is matching pastels…that way you can warn drivers to be careful, and you’ll stay safe.

SASSY POSE TIME

The Full Tracksuit

Want to show them you’re serious about this? Just wear the full tracksuit. Crayon Pop demonstrates it in Lonely Christmas, complete with long-sleeved arm stripies. And if anyone makes fun of you for getting into the Christmas spirit, show them your new present!

*cute voice* BANG

Dear Crayon Pop and All Concerned Parties,

Hello, this is Carl from the Casting Department of the Very Important Casting Company. I am pleased that I am able to write to you with exciting news! I am currently in a position to offer you a major sponsorship contract! We would like to cast you in a series of safety ads for teens and kids! What an exciting opportunity for a young band!

First we will do a bike safety video! You girls always wear helmets like they’re the best accessory ever. Especially in this video! Your helmets are all bedazzled, they’re super snazzy and I’m sure the youngin’s will want to buy those in a hurry.

Next we’ll tackle winter safety! If you live in cold places, you definitely need to cover up those hands! Gloves are an absolute must! You don’t want to lose a finger to the nasty, snowy winter. I’m glad you girls are setting such a good example. Let’s spread the word!

Not to mention those awesome sauce shoes! Heels are so unsafe, especially for young active girls! Better to stick with those safer alternatives! We will launch our own campaign for women’s shoe safety! Ugly sneakers unite!

Last but not least always remember your spare track pants or leggings. You’ll never know when its super cold, and you need to walk a long way, or when you’re going to need to hop on the back of a motorcycle, or ya know, if its just a really windy day.

aye aye captain!

bundle up for the winter kids!

#clever Christmas-related pun

#boxofcrayons

#areyoutoyingwithme

#blahblahblahChristmas ‘Tis the season to look like the season! Now is the wonderful time of year where things get cuddly and fluffy and Christmas-y, complete with the red and green pair that is really difficult to wear at any other time of the year. TIME TO BREAK OUT THE ANTLERS. Lonely Christmas has lots of random Christmas accessories, and other bands have also jumped on the bandwagon (example: EXO). There have also been winter-themed stuff, like the sweater-fest in Step by Step from ZE:A.

kpop can be kind of literal sometimes

THEYRE EVEN DRESSED AS A TREE

merry christmas to you too sir (from Step by Step)

#boxofcrayons because it seems like the stylists have a goal of combining as many colors as possible. From Magic Mint to Tickle Me Pink, fashion becomes a rainbow of happiness. I mean, the band name IS Crayon Pop after all. T-ARA just did the same thing in their retro-inspired Do You Know Me?

at least there's sort of a pink and yellow theme

what even T-ARA....

#areyoutoyingwithme…? Because it’s certainly fun. It’s not too common, but in the last year or two I can remember a few videos where toys are used as accessories. WHHAAAAT. I know it’s kinda crazy, but it’s also fun. It fits really well with the crayon pop image and the Christmas theme. Throw back to Lee Hi’s It’s Over? Anyone?

Cute headband

Lee Hi also in a cute headband in It's Over

Outro:

Em: This was cute and fun. As long as you don’t take it seriously as *dramatic voice* fashion, it’s entertaining. The floofy Christmas present skirts were adorable. At least they all looked comfy. It had their signature looks of track pants and helmets, helping establish their brand as a band. Whether that’s a good brand to have or not, that’s up to you. I can’t say I would wear any of this, but that probably wasn’t the point.

PERFECT for Christmas

I mean, this is fairly reasonable (from Bar Bar Bar)

Ruby: I mean, I was just saying that I wanted something Christmasy. Like a real heartwarming video full of seasonal cheer. I guess this works… No but seriously it is so much fun to watch them be silly and enjoy their jobs. The little wiggly stars on their helmets are too cute and the accessories like a reindeer ring just put me right into a Christmas mood. It’s not fashion forward and I wouldn’t recommend the look, but it was a lot of fun.